[COOL SHIT] THOMAS PAUL PLATES FROM ORANGE AND PEAR

Ahoy, mateys!

There’s nothing I like more than nautical-themed stuff. It makes me feel even more WASP-y than I already am (I mean, I’m wearing pearl earrings and boat shoes as we speak).  Often, I have fantasies of leaving New York City forever and living on a sail boat like in Charlie St. Cloud.  Actually, wait—I don’t even think he lived on a boat in that movie.  How should I know?  I only watched the trailer.

Vague movie references aside, these plates come in a variety of different styles, and because they’re melamine, they’re awesome for outdoors, kids, or for your stupid goddamned roommate who breaks everything you own.

Not that I know anything about that last one…