How Am I Supposed To Unsee This, Sarah Michelle Gellar?

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Yes, in fact I do realize that the Golden Globes were almost a week ago. And that mostly everything that could possibly be said about the fashion misses and hits has already been said. 

But also, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!

I serioulsy cannot get this monstrosity out of my head. 

I decided that the only way to really cope, was to make up a list of things that I thnk are actually uglier and more vile than this "dress." Here's what I cam up with:

*Cancer

*Hitler

*My haircut from 10th grade (thankfully, there are no surviving photos...at least on the internet)

*Puli dogs

*Penn Station in NYC (and in case you didn't realize, this is how gorge that place USED to be before they wrecked it. Everytime I see those pictures I actually want to cry)

That was pretty much all I could come up. May we all never see this thing ever, ever, never again. Amen.