So, uhm, just so you guys know before it starts to hit all of the gossip mags today and before my ass shows up on Tyra, the lead singer of Phoenix: Thomas Mars is like totally way into me. And I mean, like WAY.
And yeah, we all know about all the really obvious shit you can do when you're way way into someone, like:
* send them flowers
* dedicate a song to them on a mainstream radio show
* get their face tattooed on your back
* stalk them
But, like Thomas Mars is way the fuck too cool for all that shit...that dude likes to get CRE-AT-IVE. Which is why, I guess, he chose to declare his deep, all encompassing infatuation with me last night at Madison Square Garden in front of a million billion people.
Phoenix did this whole, mostly killer (except for some middle parts) show...Daft Punk came out at the end! And during the last moments of the show, Thomas Mars jumped off the stage and started walking up the stairs into the audience. Have you btchz ever seen Madison Square Garden? It's rully, rully, big...I mean, like kind of gigantic.
Anyway, he walked and walked and everyone was wondering where he was going. But he just kept walking...until he got to my seat. And then he stopped. And then he jumped up on the railing behind me...like ON my seat!
THERE ARE 20,000 MOTHERFUCKING SEATS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, PPL!? AND THOMAS MARS JUMPED UP ON TO MINEZ!? DOES ANYONE THINK THAT THIS WAS ALL JUST A COINCIDENCE? AND THAT HE JUST HAPPENED TO END UP THERE?
Cause if so, you are totally and completely wrong. Cause it was VERY obvious to both me, and everyone in attendance last night at MSG that Thomas Mars was sending a clear message out to the world and that message was this: I AM TOTALLY INTO YOU, ERICA.
Here's a shot I took while Tommy Tommy Tom Tom was sitting in my lap:
And here is dirty dancing with me:
And here's one from a few secs later when he walked away a lil but was like totes looking back at me with his come hither eyes:
Anyway, I just thought it was important for you guys to know that Thomas Mars was in love with me. And yes he's married, and yes I'm married, but still! This thing EXISTS.