Perhaps this should have been included in my "things I'm afraid to tell you" post: I read all three books in the 50 Shades of Grey series.
i.e. I was so sucked into this bullshit, I finished all 3 books in less than 7 days.
These books were SO bad, ppl. Like soooooooo.
In fact, never have I been more convinced that I myself could easily write a bestseller. Cause if these books are best sellers, I would venture to guess that most eleventh graders who speak English as a first language would be equally qualified to write "best sellers."