Nate Show Now Featuring Totally Annoying Children

You now how sometimes you really wanna break up with someone, but you're just way too much of a pussy to actually do it? So instead you just start acting like an asshole and trying to sabotage shit in the hopes that the other person will just get so frustrated that they'll break up with you? Anyone? Just me?

Anyway, at this point it honestly almost seems like that's what's going on with the Nate Show. I mean, are they just purposely trying to make this so bad, Big O will just have no choice but to go ahead and pull the plug? Cause otherwise, how the fuck did 20 people sit around a table during a production meeting and decide to put on this snotty 11-year-old "fashion designer"?? How?

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Shall We Start Taking Bets On When The Nate Show's Gonna Get Cancelled?

I give it two more months max.

I hate to say it, but that shit is getting worse and worse by the day. I still Tivo it just for funzies, and I honestly can't even get through it, even if I triple FF the whole time.

Others are noticing too like the NY Post: Nate Ain't Great and Queerty: How Come Nobody is Watching Nate Berkus's Daytime Talk Show (Because it's Bad).

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BLOGGERS ARE HERE: A Song For Nate Berkus

Dudez.

Jenny from My Favorite and My Best (i.e. that blog that's WAY the fuck better than either mine or yours) wrote and performed a song inspired by the events of #nateday or #nateday921 or #nategate.

And it's, perhaps, the best thing I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. There is singing, and dancing, and writhing seductively on beds.

Click through to see for yourself.

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[#NATEGATE] Wherin Nate Berkus Screws Up Royally

I already knew that Nate Berkus was gorgeous, and charming and incredibly talented, but based on what happened today for the design blogger show, I'm sad to have to add "totally friggin clueless" to the list. I mean, this shit was BAD, ppl. Like so bad, I didn't even think it was *possible* for someone to screw things up as badly as he and his staff did today.

To catch everyone's asses up: based on an impromptu Twitter campaign that ended up going quasi-viral (started by my 2 fave beyotches, The Moggit Girls), hundreds of design bloggers all blogged about Nate Berkus one day this summer in a collective, worldwide social media lovefest. They called it #nateday. And after such an amazing response, it was suggested that Nate should follow Martha Stewart's lead and do a "blogger show" one day where he filled up his entire audience with design bloggers. Brillz, right??

T-O-T-A-L-L-Y.

So we waited and waited and waited and waited, and finally, last week many of us got word that the day had finally come. The blogger show was scheduled for 9/21! We were only given one week's notice (which was kind of annoying), but many bloggers still managed to take time off, make travel arrangements and take time out of their very busy lives to be there.

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It's #NateDay921

Ok, so if:

*you don't like Nate Berkus
*don't like design bloggers who like Nate Berkus
*don't like when people go on and on and on about something

Today and tomorrow are probs VERY good days to stay the fuck off Twitter and stay the fuck off the interwebz. Cause Nate Berkus is shooting a show today with an audience full of design bloggers! Cause the Moggit Girls told him he should! And he listened! (and that's a lesson to us that everyone should just always do whatever the hell the Moggit Girls tell us to!). And yes: everyone will be talking about it and tweeting about it like its their J-O-B.

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[NATE DAY 2.0] We Came, We Saw, We Ate Candy: Nate Show Recap

Dudez.

I honestly didn't even think this shit was possible, but lo and behold it is: I love Nate Berkus so much the fuck more today than I did yesterday. And I mean like love LOVE. This is no joke, ppl...my aim is T-R-U-E. My heart is literally bursting at the seams with Nate love juice, and if that sounds naughty, then GOOD. JUST GOOD.

Friday morn, @studiobrinson, her fab hubs @williambrinson and I went to go see a taping of Nate Berkus's new daytime show, The Nate Show. Here's the thing: I expected to have fun, get some free shit, and mebbe get some good hair care tips from Nate, but that was about it. But I really, really, really, super duper loved the show. Nate was adorbs, and humble, and charming (and yes, his hair was like whoa), the topics were fun, his set was gorge, and I just left so friggin ready to set my season pass...and I mean like HARD.

Here's what went down...

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Don't You Wish Every Day Was Nate Day?

I'M GOING TO SEE THE NATE BERKUS SHOW TODAY!

I'M GOING TO SEE THE NATE BERKUS SHOW TODAY!

I'M GOING TO SEE THE NATE BERKUS SHOW TODAY!

And I am d-e-t-e-r-m-i-n-e-d to run my goddammned fingers through that man's hair.

Stay tuned for deets and a full report in 3...2...

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[NATE DAY] Nate Berkus's W. Village Apt Is My Apt's Bro

Yo, today is Nate Day! The these @moggitgirls hit the Twitterverse, and they hit it HARD by organizing a special day for design bloggers near and far. So today we're all sharing our most favorite-ist Nate Berkus-ified products and rooms (because Nate rules all our faces), but also in anticipation of the premiere of Nate's new show! It's on September 13th! And I will soooo have that shit Tivo'd! So herewith, is the Nate Berkus room that rawked my world the hardest. Follow all the #NateDay action on Twitter here.

Ok, so if "imitation is the most sincere form of flattery," I'm hoping Nate Berkus will feel totally fucking flattered when he comes over to my apartment for dinner (that's part of #NateDay too, right?).

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