[Who Gives A Shit] Chores?

Ok, so this doesn't really apply if you live alone cause then: duh...you do everything.

But if you're coupled, and you live with your significant other, I'm curious how your asses break down the whole chore thing?

Here's how it goes around here:

• Greg takes out the garbage. I've never done it...like not even once.
• Greg mostly straightens up...I think because he's just better at it than I am. Though I WILL straighten up if the moon is in its eleventh house and nothing is on Bravo at the moment.
• I do all the "wet cleaning." I mean like, Greg will not touch: a sponge, the dishwasher, the laundry, a mop...anything that involves a wet substance. I am so not making this shit up, ppl...dude can't handle it. It grosses him out (or so he claims).
• I also am always the one to vacuum (even though its NOT WET!).
• I magic eraser the walls, as every few weeks or so I need to scrub off any drool that's accumulated from Oliver. And yeah...I know its disgusting. But what can I say...dude is super cute.

Greg also has ZERO clue what cleaning product is used for what. I walked in once and he was holding a bottle of Tilex that he was about to spray on our dining room table to help clean up some spilled soda. I mean faj;lfjslfjsldfjsldfjsdlfj????

Aside from our lazy, frat house livin asses, we have a lifesaving housekeeper that comes once every two weeks (though I def want it to be weekly), and we send all of our laundry/dry cleaning out and have it delivered.

You??